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XIANITY: NATURE: Chimpanzee, typing at random, produces Christian bestseller,...

XIANITY: NATURE: Chimpanzee, typing at random, produces Christian bestseller, "Throwing My Own Poop: the 6th Love Language"

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XIANITY: CULTURE: Missional pastor excommunicated after tattoos wash off...

XIANITY: CULTURE: Missional pastor excommunicated after tattoos wash off during baptism event.

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XIANITY: BREAKING NEWS: Atheist Richard Dawkins radically converted to...

XIANITY: BREAKING NEWS: Atheist Richard Dawkins radically converted to extreme agnosticism.

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XIANITY: MEDIA: In a genius move to overcome slumping TV ratings, Jack van...

XIANITY: MEDIA: In a genius move to overcome slumping TV ratings, Jack van Impe replaces Rexella with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

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XIANITY: HOLIDAYS: Make Christmas more Christian; when leaving cookies and...

XIANITY: HOLIDAYS: Make Christmas more Christian; when leaving cookies and milk out for Santa, include a gospel tract as well.

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XIANITY: POLITICS: Homeschool moms fear the worst as Obama threatens to fund...

XIANITY: POLITICS: Homeschool moms fear the worst as Obama threatens to fund education with a massive tax on denim jumpers.

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XIANITY: MUSIC: Dove award for song most reflective of American Christian...

XIANITY: MUSIC: Dove award for song most reflective of American Christian Culture goes too... "Come Let Us Worship and Chow Down"

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XIANITY: CHARITIES: Anonymous Salvation Army volunteer freezes to death,...

XIANITY: CHARITIES: Anonymous Salvation Army volunteer freezes to death, witnesses say his face is unfamiliar, but his hands ring a bell.

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XIANITY: SCIENCE: Creation Researchers determine tigers #2 most bothersome...

XIANITY: SCIENCE: Creation Researchers determine tigers #2 most bothersome creatures on Noah's ark. #1 ...pterodactyls.

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XIANITY: HOLIDAYS: Make Boxing Day more Christian; Punch an atheist.

XIANITY: HOLIDAYS: Make Boxing Day more Christian; Punch an atheist.

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XIANITY: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: Mark Driscoll "Lose enough weight so I can...

XIANITY: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: Mark Driscoll "Lose enough weight so I can conceal a Desert Eagle® in my jeans again"

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XIANITY: PEOPLE: Sensing a change in world economics, Creflo Dollar changes...

XIANITY: PEOPLE: Sensing a change in world economics, Creflo Dollar changes name to Creflo Yuan.

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XIANITY: FAMILY: Gloria Copeland, inspired by "The Blind Side" but perhaps...

XIANITY: FAMILY: Gloria Copeland, inspired by "The Blind Side" but perhaps missing the point, adopts Tony Romo.

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XIANITY: SCIENCE: Scholars conclusively prove evolution false by...

XIANITY: SCIENCE: Scholars conclusively prove evolution false by demonstrating the irreducible complexity of Benny Hinn's comb-over.

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XIANITY: NEW YEARS: Instead of giant ball, an L.E.D. encrusted John Haggee to...

XIANITY: NEW YEARS: Instead of giant ball, an L.E.D. encrusted John Haggee to be lowered at midnight while declaring date of the rapture.

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XIANITY: CHURCH: Pews make comeback as many evangelicals just too dang fat to...

XIANITY: CHURCH: Pews make comeback as many evangelicals just too dang fat to fit in sanctuary chairs.

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XIANITY: POLL: Billy Graham most beloved Christian figure; Number two, Larry...

XIANITY: POLL: Billy Graham most beloved Christian figure; Number two, Larry the Cucumber.

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XIANITY: BREAKING NEWS: Local man actually follows through on promise to "be...

XIANITY: BREAKING NEWS: Local man actually follows through on promise to "be praying for that"

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DaveKetter: BREAKING NEWS: @XIANITY showing signs of environmental...

DaveKetter: BREAKING NEWS: @XIANITY showing signs of environmental friendliness. Recycles tweets.

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ohmenerves: @mrjgardiner I read some of those lines from @XIANITY; I really...

ohmenerves: @mrjgardiner I read some of those lines from @XIANITY; I really don't care for their lines; they are not funny!

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